Hoomans iz attached by stupidz virus and other sickies. Dey Need Our Helpz.

Tell Dem About Dis to Help Dem Winz.

Dey give us treatz

Dey kiss real good

Dey blow BUBBLEZ!!!

Dey give us comfzy bedz

Dey throw our toyz cuz we haz no thumbz.

Dey give epic belly rubz

Dey dance wit uz.

Dey teach us stylze.

Dey celebrate our birthdayz

Dey take uz for car ridez

Dey help uz live our bezt livez

Dey wash us when we stinkz